Klara and the cunt: a bedtime story about an extraordinarily moronic robot with the cognition of a mutt, committing multiple prosecutable crimes which the author forgets are prosecutable crimes; horny toddlers in love, mentions of "hanky-panky", and the occult.
This must've been printed using Bronco toilet paper, because it reads like a pain in the arse. A nursery rhyme with cussing.