"The cast-iron ‘plots’, the characters who don't come off, the longueurs, the paragraphs in blank verse..." These are the words Orwell used to describe everything "bad and silly" in the writing of Charles Dickens, and they're also a fair account of the faults in The Satanic Verses: characters' trajectories turn on a dime and bend torturously as the plot necessitates, interesting personalities share pages with ones that are more or less jokes with feet and arms, and there's a lot of poetic description that sometimes hits the mark, sometimes doesn't, but is relentless in any case.

This one was a let down for me after the all-time greatness of Midnight’s Children and the lesser but still kaleidoscopically entertaining Moor’s Last Sigh. This one just felt like he was trying really hard.
Ah, it's good to know there's more Rushdie worth checking it out and Satanic Verses isn't his best.